Jokes for kids age 7 to 9

Jokes for kids

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
  They don't have the guts!

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
  Frostbite!

3. What has ears but cannot hear?
  A cornfield!

4. How do you make a tissue dance?
  Put a little boogie in it!

5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
  It was two-tired!

6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
  "I'll meet you at the corner!"

7. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?
  A golden receiver!

8. Why did the math book look sad?
  Because it had too many problems!

9. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
  A carrot!

10. Why was the computer cold?
    It left its Windows open!

11. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
    Swimming trunks!

12. What did one plate say to the other plate?
    "Lunch is on me!"

13. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

15. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!

16. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
    Sneakers!

17. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    "You look flushed!"

18. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she will let it go!

19. What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
    Twister!

20. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

Remember to enjoy the laughter and have fun with these jokes!