Copy of Brazilian-Portuguese Copywriter and Translator

For a client of us, I am looking for a translator who can translate two vacancies into Portugees. It's a header, a slogan and three or-so sentences. Because this is a big company and the presentation will be international & the text will be seen by a lot of viewers, its really important that you get the english word jokes (for instance, a Pig impact) and not just 'translate' but truly write in the same tone-of-voice..
. There are 5 different themes in total, you are free to choose two (based on who 'funny' you can make these) and translate/copywrite these two.

Because the file is to much GB to upload here, I can send them by mail after we have spoken over the phone so I can explain the context.

Please let me know if you have are willing to do this assignment. Deadline is monday, 1st december.